tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post7555037650650477562..comments2023-12-30T21:36:06.425+00:00Comments on Put up with rain: Ed BallsPut Up With Rainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-12121705087900387342016-10-18T12:04:00.877+01:002016-10-18T12:04:00.877+01:00Nigel Farage would have little deodorant crusts un...Nigel Farage would have little deodorant crusts under his arm and in his pubes because he simply gets up and resprays over yesterdays.<br /><br />Inside his Y fronts (baggy,curled elastic) would be fronds of baccy. <br /><br />He doesn't wash under his foreskin. (Or he has had a terribly EURO-style circumcision and he's spent his life hating Europe and its circumcised metrosexuals ever since).<br /><br />Farage would ask you to 'kiss the boy' and he's one of those men who puts his hand on the back of your head to encourage you down there. You however have caught sight of a rim of Euro-cheese and are now gagging. <br /><br />Remember 'funky spunk' in SATC? That's our boy Nige.<br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817980358092887778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-17837845833626370112015-06-08T09:43:35.928+01:002015-06-08T09:43:35.928+01:00Alex Salmond?Alex Salmond?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-40148414083404301102015-06-08T02:02:52.880+01:002015-06-08T02:02:52.880+01:00Vince Cable? John Bercow? Michael Gove? William Ha...Vince Cable? John Bercow? Michael Gove? William Hague? Lynton Crosby?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-73223207248110276352014-06-13T11:30:32.444+01:002014-06-13T11:30:32.444+01:00I have TRIED to imagine Niggle Farridge, and it ne...I have TRIED to imagine Niggle Farridge, and it nearly broke me. <br /><br />Very sloppy kisser. As in drool on the chin, and strings of saliva when you stop. Talks dirty, nonstop, calling you a bad girl. Surprisingly vanilla in the bedroom. But does like you to dress up in a maid outfit and wield a feather duster.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-50114718935333275922014-05-25T21:23:20.152+01:002014-05-25T21:23:20.152+01:00What about Nigel Farage? I cannot express how much...What about Nigel Farage? I cannot express how much I want to do Nigel Farage.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-34161985862735242862013-05-09T12:30:10.220+01:002013-05-09T12:30:10.220+01:00Jo Johnson... Has a thing about Nanny. Would do lo...Jo Johnson... Has a thing about Nanny. Would do lots of talking in weird babyish voice 'I fink little JoJo want to make a snugglesome cuddle wiv oo'. Very much NOT like Boris. <br /><br />Jeremy Browne. Incredibly intense. MINDBLOWINGLY intense physically, but you'd get the feeling it was more about him experimenting, than about enjoyment. You'd feel a bit taken advantage of afterwards. But would be gagging for more.<br /><br />And once again, my internet search history is going to be *interesting*...Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-49407554911288913042013-05-09T11:00:21.789+01:002013-05-09T11:00:21.789+01:00How about Jeremy Browne? I had an interview for a ...How about Jeremy Browne? I had an interview for a job with him once. Didn't fancy him particularly but when you do a google image search 'Jeremy Browne sexy' and 'Jeremy Browne shorts' come up, so someone obviously does!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-44462535689849601222013-05-09T00:37:43.832+01:002013-05-09T00:37:43.832+01:00Haha, this post has made my day thank you.
I'...Haha, this post has made my day thank you. <br />I'm going to throw in Jo Johnson, not because I fancy him but because I want to know if you think he'd be similar to Boris or not. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06735447420995768452noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-77660243568558601142013-05-03T11:08:37.829+01:002013-05-03T11:08:37.829+01:00I've only just been introduced to the pleasure...I've only just been introduced to the pleasure of Andy Burnham. Not sure how he evaded my attention for so long. He'd be lovely. A little timid and hesitant at first, but once he got going he would take to it like a cat to sunlight, and would say lots of lovely things.<br /><br />Mandelson. He would trick you into thinking he's a feathery stroker (something about the way he delicately brushes his hair away from his face with his forefinger). Then would reveal himself as Sexmeister General, with mildly pervy doings, self control of iron, and the rhythm of a metronome.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-53513184896668621032013-05-03T05:23:11.144+01:002013-05-03T05:23:11.144+01:00Lucy Benedict, you're my hero.Lucy Benedict, you're my hero.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-88939472522784595022013-05-03T03:23:18.426+01:002013-05-03T03:23:18.426+01:00Ooh, what about Andy Burnham? He seems fun... (als...Ooh, what about Andy Burnham? He seems fun... (also, um, when I was younger I used to have a thing about Peter Mandelson, what would that be like?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-11124463451755433922013-04-28T23:19:59.690+01:002013-04-28T23:19:59.690+01:00Is the Gordy Bran thing a 'tortured soul' ...Is the Gordy Bran thing a 'tortured soul' love? Because if it is, I can understand it.A teeny tiny little bit. I don't get it, but I understand it. Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-59960697645404503152013-04-28T23:07:27.579+01:002013-04-28T23:07:27.579+01:00My Gordon Brown obsession knows no bounds. He is j...My Gordon Brown obsession knows no bounds. He is just so, so intensely clever. And rumpled. If he frowned at me and said "prudence", in that deep growly Scottish way, I would not be held responsible for my actions. Sorry Sarah. Mehitabelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-55544784261448376492013-04-27T21:08:50.840+01:002013-04-27T21:08:50.840+01:00Gordon is twinkly? Hmm...To be fair, Sarah Brown s...Gordon is twinkly? Hmm...To be fair, Sarah Brown seems quite fun, and I imagine she wouldn't be interested in a brooding type.<br /><br />Dave? He views sex as a duty, twice a week, and is quite brisk in his manner ahead of it because it is Not Something To Be Enjoyed, it is Something That Must Be Done: 'Sam, it's Tuesday.' No foreplay, and no hip action AT ALL, he instead bobs up and down using his entire body. No talking. No sounds. Always takes seven minutes exactly while SamCam lies underneath him, thinking about buckles on handbags.<br /><br />(And thank you for comments - I'm a bit stunned by some of the responses I've had. Before this week I think I'd had about four pageviews. The power of Mumsnet!).Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-18620586251121619672013-04-26T16:50:16.281+01:002013-04-26T16:50:16.281+01:00Brilliant post. And I agree with lots of your asse...Brilliant post. And I agree with lots of your assessments, though I reckon David Milliband might be a little more interesting than you think.<br /><br />What about the PM then? (Ugh)<br /><br />Rebeccahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10514757286127622644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-60716982345159665552013-04-26T16:31:47.243+01:002013-04-26T16:31:47.243+01:00I've met Gordon Brown and he is actually twink...I've met Gordon Brown and he is actually twinkly in real life. I met him when he was PM and he was big and powerful and twinkly. I'd do him. <br />Best blog post I've read this year.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-88957577353763357932013-04-25T13:46:14.226+01:002013-04-25T13:46:14.226+01:00I personally wouldn't do Nick Clegg. I'd d...I personally wouldn't do Nick Clegg. I'd do Ed Balls though...<br /><br />Clegg used to be a feathery stroker until he met Miriam and she sorted him out. Unfortunately, the downturn in his political fortunes has been mirrored by a downturn in the bedroom. Now he sits on the edge of the bed, staring sadly at his groin as Miriam storms past him into the bathroom in a mega strop. Again.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-78884325495675181142013-04-24T23:15:13.536+01:002013-04-24T23:15:13.536+01:00Do Nick Clegg please!Do Nick Clegg please!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-36279035826864864562013-04-23T20:40:23.366+01:002013-04-23T20:40:23.366+01:00I did a brief summary of Gideon on twitter earlier...I did a brief summary of Gideon on twitter earlier. I can expand a bit more here.<br /><br />He would be pale, cold and clammy. Worryingly intense, he would stare at your face the whole time with absolutely no facial expression other than the habitual sneer. No position other than missionary, and he would grip your hands quite tightly throughout. Very fast thrustage. No sound. At the point of orgasm his body would stiffen like a corpse for at least one minute (still staring at you) and his face would go purple and appear as if he was swallowing his own tongue, silently. Then he'd briskly withdraw and go to the bathroom.<br /><br />You'd realise when trying to get dressed afterwards that he had stolen your knickers. Which he would deny.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-29083465030220832302013-04-23T19:23:59.908+01:002013-04-23T19:23:59.908+01:00I think you're right. Plus, he works for the C...I think you're right. Plus, he works for the Coalition, so the only contact I'd want with his genitals would be to put an elastic band around them.<br /><br />Young Gordon looks strangely like Neville Longbottom.<br /><br />(Do Osborne. Go on.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-53651386318259799372013-04-23T19:09:50.346+01:002013-04-23T19:09:50.346+01:00Slab of albino spam. Slab of albino spam. Slab of ...Slab of albino spam. Slab of albino spam. Slab of albino spam.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-44219038570409188012013-04-23T19:06:30.949+01:002013-04-23T19:06:30.949+01:00I had a bit of a crush on Danny Alexander for a wh...I had a bit of a crush on Danny Alexander for a while. But then I like uncomfortable, diffident guys who do exactly what I tell them.<br /><br />This is why I'm persistently single.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-71015385014013172882013-04-23T18:01:08.880+01:002013-04-23T18:01:08.880+01:00I just can't see Ed as moody and intense, othe...I just can't see Ed as moody and intense, other than his death ray panda eyes. I think it's probably because he's always been a politics nerd, so when other teenage boys were dousing themselves in Lynx and hoping to snog Debbie at the disco, he and David were upstairs in their bedroom, carefully adding two red pins to their home made wallchart of local councils. <br /><br />But if you want, you can do Ed M first, and then to cheer you up afterwards, Ed B. It'd distract you from having no friends.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-47252714798075726172013-04-23T17:23:35.871+01:002013-04-23T17:23:35.871+01:00I would do both the Eds.
My only quandary would b...I would do both the Eds.<br /><br />My only quandary would be: which one to do first, and which one for afters?<br /><br />I think it would be *fun* with Balls, but INTENSE with Miliband. You would start off after a bit of a laff but end up staring moodily into the distance all the time whilst doing Other Things, trying to contrive a way to DO IT AGAIN.<br /><br />Then you'd probably get all drunk and moony and all your friends would dump you<br /><br />tskPocahontasMcGintynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4648435619736920024.post-2806214546103120752013-04-23T16:20:24.126+01:002013-04-23T16:20:24.126+01:00Ah, but the twinkle. The twinkle of Ed Balls means...Ah, but the twinkle. The twinkle of Ed Balls means filth in my fevered little brain.<br /><br />Christ on a bike, Tom Watson. Small penis. Prone to girlish giggles at inappropriate moments and would make squeaky little noises in time with his thrusts.Put Up With Rainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02293737831040832903noreply@blogger.com